This is way too long.

Does the last person you kissed hate you?
Nope

Is your hair up?
Nope

Do you still talk to the person who hurt you the most?
Nope. This is kind of a hard question to answer though, because, well, it's complicated. I will leave it at that.

Do you think you are an argumentative person?
Can be!

Is your phone right beside you?
Yes...it is dying...think I left my charger at work.

Who was the last person to grab your butt?
idk

Will this Saturday be a good one?
I have to work t0o many hours, but if the clusterfuck of the past two weekends isn't repeated, I will survive. Fucking Verizon. I will kick their non-repairing asses if it happens again.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
yeah, kinda sorta, but I don't feel like going there right now. It is over and done with.

Ever gone skinny dipping?
YES

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Entitlement whores. And people who spell names in stupid ways. And stupid names. And people who don't listen.

Have you ever hugged someone named Madison?
No, but I know someone named Madison.

When was the last time something bothered you?
Yesterday.

Who was your last text from?

Chuck

What was the last movie you watched?
idk. Things We Lost in The Fire?

Where are you?
In my living room

Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
Yes, from May 19th - August 1st was my longest stay

How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
fine

What’s your favorite color?
Red

Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?
It is not mandatory, but if I met the right person...sure.

When was the last time you shot a dirty look at someone?
Probably yesterday...it is still early today

What’s in your pocket?
Nothing

When is your birthday?
April 28

Where did you buy the shirt(s) you’re wearing now?
shirt from TJMaxx, sweater from JCPenney

What color are your eyes?
Blue

Are you a forgiving person?
I can be, it just depends on what the person did that warrants forgiving.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Ugh; yes.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
yes

Did anything weird happen in the past 3 days?
I don't think so.

What are you listening to?
the hum of my computer.

Your mom tells you she’s pregnant, what do you say?

me too. (She started it, and one is about as likely as the other right now!)

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
NO

Who lives in your house?
Me, and my landlord and her two daughters live upstairs

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
no

What are you doing?
This, duh.

Are you on medication for anything?
yes

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mike

Last female you talked to in person?
a real conversation? the girl I worked with last night

Do you like your life?
meh. It's okay, it could be much worse

Kissed someone that had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, sorry!!

What state do you live in?

NY

Has anyone told you they’re completely in love with you?
completely? huh?

How many kids do you want to have?
depends on if I meet the right person...

How are you feeling?
fine

What were you doing at midnight last night?
in bed thinking about too much shiz

When was the last time you were surprised?
Um, idk.

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TEN HOW’S:
How did you get one of your scars?
stuck my finger in a tape player when I was little

How are you feeling?
FINE. ask me something else! Sheeesh.

How did you celebrate your last birthday?
I should so get a do-over. I spent my 30th bday at an interview for a job I didn't get, and then sat on a goddamn plane in Charlotte, North Carolina for over two hours, then got stuck in LaGuardia, then had to get on a plane that Ron White would call a pack of gum with 8 people.

How did your night go last night?
I was at work and it was kind of annoying.

How is your relationship status?
Single

How did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
I already said – I bought it at TJMaxx.

How often do you see your best friend?
rarely. it sucks.

How much money did you spend last month?

$6. (Seriously, how the fuck do I know?)

How old do you want to be when you get married?
Age is the least important part of that equation.

How old will you be at your next birthday?
31

NINE WHAT’S:

Your mothers name?
Mom

What did you do last Wednesday?
stuff and things

What is the most important part of your life?
family

What would you rather be doing?
idk

What did you last cry over?
prob just being frustrated

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
depends on what kind of upset.

What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
idk. I don't think there is just one important thing.

What are you worried about?
Paying my bills like always

What did you have for breakfast?
Orange Juice and a big ass Frappuchino

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
YES.

Have you ever been out of the country?
just to Canada

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Oh yes.

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
oh yes.

Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Yes. =]

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Yes

Have you ever dated someone older than you?
Yes

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Many times

SEVEN WHO’S:

Who was the last person you saw?
People at work

Who was the last person you kissed?
myob

Who was the last person you hung out with?
just people at work

Who was the last person to call you?
Mike

Who did you last hug?
idk...

Who is the last person you texted?
Chuck

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to?
my dad

SIX WHERE’S:

Where does your best friend live?
PA

Where did you last go?
to the grocery store

Where did you last hang out?
At home

Where do you go to school?
I don’t

Where is your favorite place to be?
home

Where did you sleep last night?
at work. (I work at a hotel)

FIVE DO’S/DOES:

Do you want something right now?
Money, so I can stop worrying about it. And a laptop, because it still sucks that mine died

Do you think anyone likes you?

maybe

Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Nah

Do you know the muffin man?
No

Does the future scare you?
Nah

FOUR WHY’S:

Why did you get a MySpace?
because my friend told me I should

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
My Dad's grandmother was named Jennie

Why are you doing this survey?
something to do

Why did your last relationship end?

I couldn't take his corny jokes anymore, and I couldn't see it going anywhere

THREE IF’S:

If you could have one super power what would it be?
To grow money trees, just big enough so I could pay my bills

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
I don't dwell on that shiz

If you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
Laptop, if I can have internet access and power! ha ha

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:

Would you ever shave your head for a million dollars?
Absolutely.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
Absolutely.

ONE LAST QUESTION:

Are you happy with your life right now?
meh......but I see more questions below....liar

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Where​ is the boy/girl you want most?
where I can't have him

Where​ will you be 3 hours​ from now?
Probably here

How old is the last person you kissed?
myob

Where​ do you want to be?
at the moment, Right here.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex to text you?
Chuck

Can you make yours​elf sneeze?
probably

What is your current mood?
I. AM. FINE.

What are you doing ​tomorrow?
Working

Who was the last person to sleep ​in your bed besides yours​elf?
myob

Do you think​ you would​ make a good boyfriend / girlfriend?
sure.

Where​ were you at 9am this morning?
at the grocery store?

Whose​ bedroom were you in last?
Mine

Why do you feel the way you feel?
because I am fine?

Who was the last person you yelled at?
Probably my boss. long story.

What are you listening to right​ now?
the hum of my computer. pay attention

How has the week been?
the weekend kind of sucked. Fuck Verizon.

Is there​ something you wish you could​ tell someone but can’​​​​t?
nah

Who’​​​​d you last kiss?
I already answered this, scroll back up.

Do you sleep​ with the TV on?

sometimes

Are you too forgiving?
sometimes

Where​ are your parents right​ now?
Mom is probably at work, Dad is at home, working

Who do you miss?
lots of people

What was the last thing​ you put in your mouth​?

straw

Are you single?
Yes (sigh)

If you could​ have any car, what would​ it be?
Chevy Avalanche would be pretty sweet. Or a Cadillac

What are you stressed out about​?
Money

How many windows are open on your computer?
One window, three tabs

In the past week have you gotten sick?
No

In the past week have you gotten a hair cut?
I haven't had my hair cut since May! Need to work on that
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